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Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day

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I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie…

Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale…

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Ashley Tisdale Titties of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale has the face these tits are trying to distract you from but that are failing in distracting you from because that face is asymmetrical…even with nose job….

Who knows or really cares if these are upgraded implants or good padding…

It’s Ashley TIsdale…the kind of weirdo still into her…is the kind of weirdo you probably don’t want to have around you or your children…

I don’t think she’s been on TV in 5 years…and when she was on TV it was on some serious garbage Disney kids show…so if you are still into her..you got some issues…issues that will love these tits…

I used to prefer doing “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” posts…because her celebrity was getting to her head…but it’s safe to assume…that feeling is fleeting when no one cares about you…

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Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is in Health Magazine, which is a good thing, because without health and fitness, Ashley Tisdale is nothing but a busted up, botched plastic surgery face, that somehow convinced the world into thinking she was hot, thanks to Disney, their PR team, and her pretending to be 16, despite being in her 30s at the time…

I guess a great, fit, willing and able body…is functional enough to make it in hollywood, and this Health Magazine shoot, is kinda hot…in a more porny than health and fitness kind of way…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy

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When not looking at Ashley Tisdale’s face…she’s alright…

Not the hottest girl in Hollywood who lies about her age…and who is hardly in Hollywood now that High School Music has been cancelled…

But better than when her botched plastic surgery gets in the way…

Proving my life long thesis…that short short tight shorts make everything better….if by everything I mean a girl who isn’t too fat to make it terrifying…but rather just a skinny little thing who may ore may not be ridden with cellulite because she’s in her 40s…but that I can’t tell because I’m looking for vagina from behind definition…

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale was a high school musical Disney girl…who I guess is tired of being ignored…or back burnered since the show ended…she’s in the paparazzi daily now, posting bikini selfies and doing editorial shoots for magazines…

I assume she’s got something new to promote, whether it is a TV show, or a a movie she is starring in or producing…because when someone starts making noise before the general public forget who they are…you know they’re up to something…

I prefer when they are too far gone and their noise making to be remembered or reinstated involves more sex videos and nudes…

She’s always been the ugly face with a good enough body…lying about her age to play a younger character…you know the High School musical girl who didn’t get naked like the other High School Musical girl…but now she’s starting to show signs of making the right moves with bikini tops…so encourage her…since all girls naked are a good thing..even when they are a bad thing…

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Ashley Tisdale See Through on the Today Show of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale took steps for you to ignore her weirdo broken down face….by wearing a see through dress…but through a wrench in that plan…when she decided to post a picture of her face…close up…so that we can’t get distracted by her see through dress….it’s like the whole point of the see through dress…is for us to not look at that face in all it’s botched plastic surgery glory….she was never hot, remains not hot, and her body is what matters…so she’s one step in the right direction…not that Ashley Tisdale really matters, even if she got an oscar nominated performance, she still would be the ugly high school musical chick to pretty much everyone, except maybe her weirdo fans who still jerk off to her because they are loyal….

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Ashley Tisdale is Slutty for Some Photoshoot of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale is a girl I’ve slandered for a long time and I really had no reason for it…I guess I just feel the need to slander girls who are over-celebrated, when I don’t think they deserve to be celebrated…..like when I looked at her face years ago and saw her win a Teen Choice award or an MTV award….or maybe it was an Oscar for her great acting…and for being “the hottest girl of the year”…and I just said “attack these media lies”….you see I don’t go after big pharma, or corporations, or even Facebook for distracting and dividing us so that we don’t make progress in the world, or have the government admit to Aliens..I go after actors who I don’t find hot…but who win awards for being hot…because that’s a nobel fight worth fighting…right?

Well, it turns out that making fun of her was just a shitty, boring angle, when I should just stare at her little tits…because who cares about a bad face if the girl isn’t fat…Words of wisdom to live by…

All this to say…this is the kind of work I think all girls should partake in…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Bra of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is only interesting to me because she had a botched nose job, even with all her Disney money, and to make her feel better about it, her team paid off the teen choice awards to have her win the “hottest female actor” of the year….which was a show I happened to be watching because I was a pervert and figured I’d tell the 3 people who visit this site that she’s not hot…all while she made millions, and people still jerked off to her, in what was obviously a loser’s battle, where I was the loser, a comfortable place to be, and really nothing new to me, I spend my days writing blogs about some rich and famous chick with no talent’s nose…I’m pretty aware on the overall situation here…

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Ashley Tisdale’s FitsPo Looking her Best of the Day

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I am old, so I don’t really know any of the new Disney stars, I just don’t care, since I don’t own a TV, have never owned a TV, and most importantly don’t have kids or babysit kids that force me to watch the shit…

I am also not in a horrible marriage, well I am in a horrible marriage, but I am not in a horrible marriage where I have to resort to jerking off to 20 year old chicks on badly scripted shows…

I am in a horrible marriage where I fuck 20 year old chicks behind my wife’s back…in what some would call evil, heartless, disgusting, but that I consider amazing…it is really what keeps me going…

That said, Tisdale, is one of the Disney girls from the past who was over-exposed, but not in a good way like her counterpart Vanessa Hudgens, but over-exposed by a strong PR Team when instagram didn’t exist, and I never quite got it…

Sure she had a fit body, but that face threw everything off. She knew it too, and even tried to fix it…and that made things even worse and more desperate, but her team tried to trick her, as she was money maker, to think she was hot…they even won her awards based on being hot…to feed the delusions…but through it all…she had a hot body…a body she probably realized was all she had going for her…because she poses faceless…

Turns out, as long as Ashley Tisdale hides her face, she’s good.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day

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Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit…

So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves..

Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos..

When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose.

This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit..

What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Headless…She Gets It…of the Day

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I’ve been cyberbullying Ashely Tisdale forever…I’ve been making fun of her face and the need for her to walk around with a mask on because her body is pretty on point… I’ve laughed at her since she happened, because I guess I’ve been doing the site longer than her career has existed…and I witnessed her botched nose job, when her face was really bad…as well as her winning an award for being the hottest actress of the year…when she’s not the hottest anything…she’s okay at best and that’s only when you factor her financial situation and quality of house you’d get to move in if you were to knock her married ass up…and I took offense to that…

I’ve also had emails from people who apparently went to school with her saying she’s 5 or 6 years older than she says she is…

But I like to think never too old to learn or show improvement in her overall attitude, based on this picture alone…I mean she’s put her face out there for years..and it’s really not “THAT” bad..but it’s better when cropped out of photos…so we can focus on what’s important and not asymmetry…

This doesn’t apply to Tisdale alone….it applies to all these girls who think their bodies are on point by their faces aren’t when taking selfies…not letting that scare them off from posting the selfie…because it’s always a good time to be in slutty poses for the internet…

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Ashley Tisdale had a Slumber Part of the Day

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This just makes me feel uncomfortable…

In what could be representative of missing out on a childhood while trying to get famous…

Or Hollywood Michael Jackson creepy “Let’s pretend we’re kids because it’s so fun”….

Or Hollywood rich person fetishes that involved sexual get togethers and orgies…this time role playing in onesies…

It’s just fucking weird, but not as weird as Ashley Tisdale’s botched nose job, yet still award winning face….but weird…that she’d want to share it with her fans instead of keeping this insanity private…

But then again, her fanbase are weird, can’t let go of the past, dudes who jerk off to Kids shows…so they are probably very into this sad, Disney inspired event…

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These people are fucking delusional…

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Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical…

I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on…

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Ashley Tisdale Underwear Shot of the Day

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I’ve always known that the Entertainment industry was a fucking lie…and that Award shows were a fucking lie…and that it was just like one average sized high school, where there are a series of popular kids trying to get popular, and nerds whoring out and working with the popular kids to make them all money….and that anything from the Publicist, Agent, to the Brands and Ad Agencies…to the websites and media covering it…and the award shows celebrating it…were all in it together saying “how can the core 1000 of us, recruit another 100,000 people to work for us, and sell bullshit the the 350 million”…getting the core 1000 people very fucking rich…giving the other 100,000 people jobs…and making 350 million people mindless idiots, buying into bullshit, feeling inadequate about their lives…CLEVER..

So when Ashley Tisdale won Hottest Actress of the year…it was a turning point in my career as a blogger, where I decided to focus on how busted her face was and how not-hot she is…

But throughout that process I’ve said, her ugliness is her face, her body is fit and a fit body goes a long way, so when you get married, marry for fitness, because even when fit gets doughy, it’s still better than when DOUGHIER gets DOUGHIER…so in being fit…she’s always had a good ass…that she’s finally exploiting and using for her fans…good play..

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Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day

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I have consistently been calling out Ashley Tisdale for having a monster face her entire career. I’ve also heard stories from people who went to school with her before she was a Disney Puppet claiming she’s 5 or 6 years older than she pretends to be, not that that matters, but I’m a man with many layers, I am not all hate, I can look at the positive, there are layers here, and in Ashley Tisdale’s case, her shitty face, bad nose job, and pretty boring vibe is outweighed by a fit body, hot ass and piles of money…so we like her…especially if she brown paper bags that shit…turning away from the camera works too…

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Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense…

But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits…

Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird.

I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times.

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Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day

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Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides…

I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way..

I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish.

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s old married ass…is pretty round and lovely and from this distance…you can’t even see her broken down bad plastic surgery face…

She’s in Mexico in a bikini, celebrating her husband’s 34th birthday…I wonder how she fit the time off into her busy scheduling building her personal brand…on instagram…to sell product to idiots who follow her…as if she’s important…despite being Ashley Tisdale…a Disney star no one cares about…

Now I don’t care for her, or think she’s interesting..but she’s got a good ass..and that deserves to be noticed, even jerked off to, especially if you’re an Ashley Tisdale fan…which I’m not…but I’ll still stare at her ass because I am complex like that…or maybe that makes me basic, primative, distracted by bikini because who needs thought or brain unless it’s getting brain when we have girls in bikinis…

This would be better 10 years ago…I mean 30 year olds in bikinis…whatever…however 30 year olds are the lest generation of not being fat…and knowing the importance of not being fat…the 20 year olds of today think fat is skinny…in some distorted and major cultural shift…so take this in.

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Throwback Thursday with Some Bras at the High School Musical Reunion of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are two aging old time Disney stars, still riding their Disney fame, not like they were Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez, but dancing monkey’s nevertheless, living the good life for the paparazzi they probably called….

Like most threesomes, they know that together their worth is far greater than alone. You know when two fat chicks come at you together, knowing they have a better chance getting laid than solo, because two pigs equal one good enough girl, the experience of the two outweighs the vile of the individual…

Unlike most threesomes, they aren’t naked, they aren’t eating your ass while giving you a double blowjob, they aren’t even smashing their cunts together…or comparing their bushes…Vanessa Hudgens favorite game…she always wins…

But they do have bras on in an era of no bras…compare their bra tits…only exciting to creepy High School Musical fans…what would probably be a very fucking weird type of person.

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Chubby Ashley Tisdale Thighs in Leggings Hiding her Face of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….and now she’s rocking some thick inner thighs…because she’s older….and not working out as much I guess….

She’s a Disney High School musical girl, who is relatively irrelevant now…and has turned to her YOUTUBE to do cover songs…which is actually the opposite curve you want your career to take…you’re supposed to start with the youtube cover songs…I like how she intro’s her husband like she doesn’t know who he is….and more importantly…I like that only 1 million people watched this….after a week…you’d think she’d have more pull than this…but alas…irrelevant…

So watch her hide from the paparazzi in tight pants…as a memory of what was…knowing that one day they won’t take pics of her…but I doubt that…some of the garbage they take pics of are far less important than Ashley Tisdale or her Ugly watch…because some things…never get old…even when their faces do..

It’s too bad about the fat thighs..her body was really what carried her..but I guess…life…

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