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Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – the topless / bra pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use what you got…cuz you’re pushing 50 fucking years old…it…

I guess it’s not that interesting,

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Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale Hike Together of the Day

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Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale are friends who hike together…in leggings

Which makes sense, because they are both the same person, ugly faced early stars of TV or movie song and dance that fucking sucked, now pushing 35…sitting on their fame, after they hype dwindled, trying to find their place in the world as Anna Kendrick stole their glory of song in Pitch Perfect, the only singing movie that matters…

I have no idea why I posted this…

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Lea Michele also celebrates her existence by posting slutty pics to social media in attempts to make you think she doesn’t have a cock, and I guess I prefer that to two average at best, overpaid chicks on a hike together in leggings, not even sitting on each other’s face, or having Lea Michele jerk her dick off on Tisdale..

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Ashley Tisdale Face Hider of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale and her MOM

Ashley Tisdale has a shitty face on her fit, but now older body, that will likely end up looking like her trashy mom’s body, but possibly less bedazzled like it was the 90s and she was working the flea market before whoring out her kid..

I like the idea of face hiding when you feel insecure about your face – because even if your PR team has pushed that you’re hot thanks to DISNEY marketing team a decade ago – you actually know you’re not…

When it comes to Tisdale, the more boring High School Musical girl…it’s not about the face, but about the fit body, now old body, married body, cheesy mainstream and lame body….in leggings…and even that’s not hot.

Ashley Tisdale on her cell phone Ashley Tisdale and her MOM Ashley Tisdale hides her face with her purse Ashley Tisdale wearing a green sweater hiding her face Ashley Tisdale wearing camo pants

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Here’s her video…from social media….

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – THE BIKINI BOTTOM pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use it…

It’s safe to say – all these girls are pretty shameless…and I don’t mind it.

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Ashley Tisdale Fitness of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Sports Bra and Leggings

I feel like I am a bit of an internet asshole, maybe even a troll, or a weathered, tired Troll who doesn’t actually troll anymore because it takes too much effort and I am more entertained staring at the wall than trying to prank idiots on the internet…

But I still write content daily that these celebrities would probably find “negative” if they were to read it….and I say this because I’ve been told by at least one celebrity that I am an asshole …from Rose McGowan to Alyssa Milano…and the rest of the Cast of Charmed…to Lohan and whoever the fuck else has bothered to call me an asshole bottom feeder that I am…I’m just trying to get enough money to eat here….

So Tisdale was on my target for a long time, only because the media awarded her a teen choice award as being a “hot chick”…when clearly, she wasn’t….it was clearly paid for by Disney to promote their movies, and I didn’t like that FAKE NEWS, because before trump’s fake news, there was other fake news by the media…like saying TISDALE is hot…

In some ways, the media says a bitch is hot, and people follow and it brought back memories of me in my first year of highschool, a total outsider immigrant amongst white people, not quite confident in myself, feeling everything out, and really not the horny pervert I am today….and this group of white dudes were obsessed with a girl who looked like a burn victim cuz she had tits, they’d be like “Melanie’s so hot” and all I’d see is a monster….but instead of being “you guys are nuts”…I was like “I’m nuts to think she’s a monster, all the dudes find her hot”…and ended up trying to make out with her…despite thinking she was a monster…which was essentially self imposed rape….#metoo…

I don’t like that happening to others, so when I see blatant lies calling girls who aren’t hot hot, I have to stand in and take things down a notch….

But even when calling her ugly…I would say “at least she’s fit, a fit body is always good to fuck, and we don’t need a hot face to fuck it”….because with all bad is some good…and I guess she’s in the gym, but has let herself go a little…and here it is.

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale ass in a tight red bikini thong

High School Musical’s very own, Ashley Tisdale, is in a bikini showing off her booty, because she knows it’s better than her face, a face that has seen some shit, from botched nose jobs to whatever these injections she’s got are….and I guess it’s not so bad….or as bad as it has been…

I have slammed her, not sexually, but because I was offended years ago when she won some Kids Choice Award, or was it an MTV award that celebrated her as a hot chick, which she wasn’t, and that I assumed was Disney manipulation of facts, something I’ve experienced first hand from a fight I had with Jake Gyllenhaal, that got all the media turned on me, despite him being the fucking worst…he pushed a girl I was with…aggressively…#metoo but not then..back then they discounted my credibility…

POINT being, Disney has power, if they want a star to shine, they make it shine, and Tisdale was one of those people…shining…

I did always defend her because she did fitness, worked out, and had a good body, which to me was more important that a face, because a face gets mangled with age no matter how good you are…while a body, if fit enough can hold up to the challenge…of aging…

Well, I think her ass supports that statement….her face irrelevant, her ass…round and worth looking at…so don’t turn your back on fitness people…it can make even an average person look hot…

Your body is your temple or some shit.

Ashley Tisdale ass laying down in a red bikini Ashley Tisdale in the pool with a girlfriend

Bad Faced Ashley Tisdale Showing Tit of the Day

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I was a bit of a social justice warrior in my own right against Ashley Tisdale many years ago when she was on High School Musical….

I made a point of attacking her, not sexually like a College Kid who drank too much at the frat party, but because I was offended years ago when she won some Kids Choice Award, or MTV award that celebrated her as a hot chick, which she wasn’t.

I felt it was my duty to turn on her, to call her ugly, to point at her face, her flawed face and say “DISNEY BOUGHT THIS” because they probably did….

Disney manipulation of facts is real….and not always as good as you’d expect…and I wanted to let the world, or my 3 readers know…I am a hero like that…

But now, realize, her fit body outweighed her weird face, and even in her old married aged way, her ugly face is tolerable, as is her body in fitness gear….or a dress showing tit..

Fascinating.

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The dress:

Ashley Tisdale Tits Out in a Black Dress for an Event

Ashley Tisdale Tits Out in a Black Dress for an Event Ashley Tisdale Tits Out in a Black Dress for an Event Ashley Tisdale Tits Out in a Black Dress for an Event

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How about a panty pic she posted to her social media yesterday….ok….

Ashley Tisdale is Topless of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Topless Covering her Nipples

Everyone thank Ashley Tisdale for understanding that her face is broken, so that when it is out of the frame, it’s best for everyone involved, especially those of you who still find her hot, 10 years after high school musical, because you have a hard time moving on in life…especially when girl finally has some tit to show off on social media…you don’t need PR, MEDIA, or relevance when you have 10 year old fame and a willingness to show 1/4 of your tit….which I guess is what she’s doing here…


Ashley Tisdale Ass in Shorts of the Day

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It may have taken Ashley Tisdale decades to figure out her best angle…but as it turns out…this is her best angle…

Long time coming….long time to realize, even after all the years of dudes only fuckin her from behind, she just thought it was the way dudes liked it…not the way dudes liked it with her…because she is a monster…but I guess no one likes admitting they are just the ass….

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

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It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right…

This one’s for the fans…

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Ashley Tisdale Titty Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Tits in a Bikinig Getting Wet

Ashley Tisdale may not be relevant anymore. She may not be important anymore. High School Musical may be a thing of the past but like all girls with social media…that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the right to post up some shameless racy pics for attention..and you know she’s doing it for the betterment of man….in a not all heroes have wings or whatever the fucking expression is….because she’s been kind enough to give us her mid 30s body with her busted up and broken down face cropped out of it…because she’s kind, considerate and I guess knows she’s got a busted face…which is more than I can say for most ugly girls pretending to be hot girls on the social media….trying to lie the dream Ashley Tisdale already dreamed…

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Ashley Tisdale Upskirt of the Day

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The weirdest thing about Ashley Tisdale, besides her wonky fucking face, that I have been making fun of for a long time, ONLY because I feel it is important to remind ugly people that they are ugly, even if they are famous and on TV, making money and getting richer and richer everyday, because that’s the fucking trade off. Not to mention, I am not all evil because I would encourage her to get naked because she did fitness and had a body, the smart thing to do when you’re not quite hot in the face, make sure you are hot in the body….

The weirdest thing about Ashley Tisdale, is that she still has fans….all these years later…while old….and expiring….the way women do…but people are still out there with boners for this girl…because even at her hottest she wasn’t hot…

This is some “accidental” panty flash, but is it ever really an accident? It’s tactics to suck us all in because we love lookin’ upskirts…almost enough to get arrested for it…but thank god for the internet where we can live out all our dreams….like looking up her skirt.

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Ashley Tisdale Bath Tease of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale bath tease is not a tease because it is Ashley Tisdale and she’s beat….at least her face is…

I’ve always done a post called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Watch….which was an instant classic on this site and the internet as a whole…It got me 7 book deals and the opportunity to direct and produce a TV show I conceived called The Sopranos…you know that’s how powerful blogs are….

What I am trying to say is no one gave a shit that I called her Ugly then, and they won’t care all these years later, because no one cares.

Ashley Tisdale fans are their own kind of pervert and like anything she does, even pose like she’s soaking after a miscarriage or rape or abortion from a rape…not that you’re allowed to soak after an Abortion – it can lead to infection.

It’s not hot to me…but it’s something.

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Ashley Tisdale Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Hard Nipples Braless

Ashley Tisdale still out here trying to make a living after High School Musical and a fucked up nose job…

All you Ashley Tidale fans are fucking weird. Move on with your damn erections and find something better to stare at than some High School Musical star who i has only don’t High School Musical….50 fucking years ago….

Good Botched Nose Job though….nothing like a broken face…that has attempted to rebuild with face injections….look like a Jenner if you can…they get paid and you’re ugly to begin with..so bring it.

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Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

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The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked…

Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did…

But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes.

She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all.

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly

Ashley Tisdale is so damn ugly…

So here’s some pics of her vagina eating her pants, cuz as a people, or maybe it’s as a collective of perverts, we like seeing vaginas eating pants….the pussy definition, especially on girls who aren’t moms yet and who only have banged out pussies from the execs at Disney who put her on the map, are far less of a scary thing…than Ashley Tisdale’s face…

I used to do a series of posts when she was on High School Musical..where I would basically say “yep, still ugly”…and then the whole nose job thing happened, and she looked even worse, all while Disney positioned her as hot…

I figure nostalgia is in, I can’t believe I’m on my 15th year of blogging tits, with nothing to show for it…so we’ll do an UGLY WATCH continues for old times.

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Ashley Tisdale TikTok Thotting of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s ugly watch continues….if you read the site you’ll know I’ve been cyber bullying this trash for a long fucking time. I’ve consistently said how ugly she is, both before and after her botched plastic surgery nose job, because I was mad at knowing that Disney was putting money into marketing her as a hot piece, winning her awards and positioning her in the media as hot, which was fake news, before people were aware of fake news, and I felt it was my duty to debunk.

Despite calling her face mangled mess that looked like a farm accident, I always gave her credit for being fit…because if you’re ugly, workout, a hot body can go a long way….so I am not all evil…especially not anymore because my apathy has got tha better of me…and my low standards have crossed over into my “work”….

Anyway, TikTok, the Chinese owned platform that realizes they can track all the young Americans because Americans don’t fear being tracked, they’ve had over a decade of conditioning on “Privacy Policies” while being tracked by Facebook, Google, Apple, etc….to come to terms with it….but now they are giving the LISTENING devices in their pockets to China…who can basically MIC and CAMERA every motherfucker on TikTok….CCTV aint got shit on the iphone network…

The best part of it…is that they got everyone in due to “song and dance”….it’s a song and dance app where girls dance and lip sync and bust jokes to audio clips…a fucking song and dance app….taking over…and rightfully so…I mean Instagram and Youtube fucking suck…short format clips are easy, creative, and less staged or manufactured bullshit….

So obviously, every celeb, media company, advertiser is on TikTok…growing out that audience for the next wave…turning it into the INFOMERCIAL Instagram is….so in trying to remind you that she’s a celeb…Tisdale is in a bikini doing song and dance for TikTok too…and this is what that looks like…

China…from getting rich doing all the manufacturing for the US, to owning 90 percent of US real estate, to having a trillion dollar loan out to America….you might as well change your name to WuHan already….cuz you owned.

Ashley Tisdale TikTok Dance Bikini
Ashley Tisdale TikTok Dance Bikini Ashley Tisdale TikTok Dance Bikini Ashley Tisdale TikTok Dance Bikini

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Humping Bikini

I know that there are people out there with inflatable pool fetishes, and not in a “OMG I SAW IT ON IG AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SLICE OF PIZZA AND I LOVE PIZZA” kind of way….but in a PEOPLE are fucking Inflatable Pool Toys.

That is basically what your girl, ugly faced, worse now that she’s old and not on TV, Ashley Tisdale is doing in this content she’s producing…

If you can fuck it, someone out there usually has and I guess the humping of an Inflatable Pool Toy is not all that weird compared to all these girls on cam sites and porn sites fucking pillows…it is just tapping into their childhoods in a weird way of “this is how I had my first orgasm back in the 90s on one hot summer day at my friend’s above ground pool”…

I am from the school of Inflattable Pool Toys being uncomfotable, maybe because I am fat and sink the fuckers, but their seams have CUT me my entire life and I guess I am not a masochist who sees romance when I’m cut by a giant air filled rubber thing….I’m more a “Get this fucker off me” trying to pop it…to murder it so that it can’t fucking harm me again…but when it comes to getting off we are all different…and that is why I can’t fuck blow up dolls.

Like some of you have jacked off to or because of Ashley Tisdale despite her face…because I guess you’re more into the bigger picture…the Disney Kid, the Celebrity, all that media hype being marketed to you…than just her botched faced….and I am the weirdo who can’t get past her botched face…which is fine with me since you’re the Inflatable Pool Toy fucker and I’m not…

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Dance

As ugly as Ashley Tisdale’s face is and as unfit as her body has become now that she’s 35, she’s still worth looking at in a bikini.

I’ve been doing the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch for a while now, so I’ve conditioned myself to see nothing but ugly, this is not a locked in quarantine with a pig looking bitch situation, where eventually you decide to fuck her, because there’s nothing else around. You know, like you and your sister

This is more, if a bitch is half naked, she’s by default 10 times better than clothed….even if she’s far past her prime which at the time of her prime was into working out to compensate for her ugly face since BUTTERFACES with hot bodies have offset the BUTTER face with the hot body since the dawn of time.

Either way – TISDALE BIKINI….

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Ashley Tisdale Pregnant in The Ass of the Day

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I don’t consider myself an activist. I am definitely not “woke” of the internet, which I like to consider as not actually woke at all, but rather idiot puppetry of the penis, where the blue haired idiots fighting for inclusivity and trying to take out men while deciding to become men through their top surgeries are the penis…who hate the penis…but envy the penis and get the whole world to go along with their whining…folding..changing pancake brands…toppling statues and trying to defund the police who they are the first to call when they see someone not wearing a mask…you know idiots..

But yeah, I am not an activist, I am not woke, but I have been running a long standing campaign here at DrunkenStepfather, that may not be a charitable organization, but that needs to be done by someone, otherwise you’ll get sucked into the marketing hype…because MARKETING does actually work…I mean look at me, I don’t do any markting and I don’t exist..but so many things that do marketing do exist…thanks to marketing…

And they tried to market, or brainwash people into thinking that Ashely Tisdale was the hottest startlet around, it was a Disney Campaign and Disney owns our fucking minds…so you know they went at it hard because having the hottest starlet in their High School Musical show, or movie, I found out it was a movie long after it was done…was good for business…sales…etc…and it all comes down to money

So this ugly faced, so ugly faced she’s had work done…small titty, so small tittied that she got implants…even though the small titty thing is actually hot to me….I just figured since she got implants it was a sore spot for her prior to getting the publicized explant this past year…

But yeah, this ugly faced troll with her hook nose being pushed on us as “hot” bothered me….so I did the UGLY watch….cuz she’s UGLY…and it was important to highlight for the weaker minds out there.

Anyway, she’s probably 40 by now, since she originally lied about her age when doing the High School musical thing…she’s pregnant…and her pregnancy has given her an ass..

So ugly or not, an ass is an ass, even when there’s a baby head poking out of it….and here’s that ass…

Because things aren’t all black and white and despite being ugly, she still was fit and fit bodies can outshine a busted down face any day…but you still can’t call her hot…even if you’d let her shit in your mouth while the baby sticking out of her waves at you…

Here’s that ass.

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