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Ashley Tisdale is some Disney Puppet that’s hardly interesting at all, unless you think questioning why someone becomes a Disney Puppet or how they become a Disney puppet something that is interesting, but it’s a documentary that I’m not going to waste my time watching, because ultimately who cares, and ultimately, we know how the industry works, and part of that is just fucking with our minds to confuse us, so we just shut down and accept it, because this bitch is beyond average looking, arguable…UGLY…even when she had the fake tits she removed and even before the nose job….that is why I used to do the ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH…because I knew there was a scam or mind control going on when they packaged her as hot or interesting when really, she’s just a wet rag of a human…

What I will say is that when she had the fake tits, she wasn’t posting lacey sheer bra content, but now that she’s had a kid shat out of her dickhead and after releasing that she’s got her tits removed..even though we didnt’ know she had them in the first place..but I guess it’s part of the Disney contract…FREE IMPLANTS…but yeah…she wasn’t like that before…in 10-15 years of her existing…I don’t think I’ve seen her tits, like I have with the other one they call Vanessa Hudgens….

Yet here she is….saying “CHECK OUT MY NIPPLES” at 35 years old….when no one asked to see them….except you…FAN BOY in the marketing trance.

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Ashley the Body, not the Face, because the face is pretty mangled, must be in her 40s by now. I remember early on in the Disney High School Musical hype that was totally just marketing based and not quality based because that shit was TERRIBLE…but I remember back then being emailed by one of her high school friends who was like “Tisdale’s in her 30s bro”….and I never validated because I really didn’t give a shit and I also didn’t have access to count the rings on her vagina lips like they were a felled tree.

The point of the story is that I used to do an ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH to warn the people who get sucked in by the marketers that she’s not actually hot, they are telling you that she’s hot, but maybe by 40 she will be seen as hot, because she worked out, had a fit body, and muscle memory could help carry her into the age where faces don’t matter as they are all haggard or bloated….but bodies are everything….

In this bikini pic, the small hipped, no longer mini implants because she had them removed, even though they didn’t really make a difference for her when she had them, and it looks like she could be pregnant again, like Britney Spears..unless those are just abs? Bloat? Constipation? Food Allergy? Weird angles?

Either way, it’s some thirst trapping, attention seeking, probably watching Vanessa Hudgens prosper as a slut of instagram, and trying to get in on that, and I guess it could be worse…but it could also be better, I mean the only person to mirror selfie and not let us see the fucking ass and the front at the same time….her closet mirror set up could have brought us something far better…maybe a little crawl around on all fours or something.

Either way, TISDALE’s making a comeback for you to come, just not to her back.

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I used to say things were gayer than bicycle shorts, it was a way I’d describe things, because everyone knew how gay bicycle shorts were, except maybe those 50 year old dudes who recreationally road bike with each other after a hard day at the office where they are lawyers or doctors or other professionals who can afford 7,000 dollar road bikes for their leisurely bike short wearing rides.

Then bike shorts became a style must-have, a requirement to be considered a woman in society, a pre-requisite for any instagram feed to have at least one of, because they’re so comfy, squeezing the ass in the best way possible, to showcase a better version of their ass and I guess pussy, since the bike shorts get caught up all in there, which is to say that bike shorts are still pretty fucking gay on recreational bikers, but amazing on random middle of the road sluts trying to be fashionable, or look fit….

So Ashley Tisdale, the High School Musical girl who is trying to figure out how to slut out on Instagram to get noticed and stay relevant like her colleague Hudgens, brought a straight up bike short ass pic to her feed because she completed some LA hike at what is probably piss filled Runyon Canyon…..

Which means, she’s super into what her ass is looking like here, otherwise she’d never post it knowing it was a set up for people like me to ridicule her desperation, and attempt to THOT at 40 years old…..

I was never a fan, always thought she was ugly, but did always hype her up for the fit body, which outlasts an ugly face, especially when you take all your selfies from behind and by selfie, I mean fucks.

But now I’m thinking she let that fitness go and is left with nothing by a square mom ass, being as ROUND as it possibly can, with these optical illusion causing bike shorts…..and it is pretty tragic, despite the effort or attempt being there, it just misses the mark…..so someone needs to get this bitch a creative director to walk her through making her square ass look amazing….it’s the internet and so easy to fake it….especially with her available budgets!

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Sometimes I wonder if the highlight of my career was when I realized the system was officially rigged because some teen choice awards bullshit was pushing Ashley Tisdale on me as the “Hottest Actress of the Year” or some shit…

I am pretty sure this was pre-nose job and an era where she would have never been considered the hottest girl in any room she walked into. Skinny and fit, sure, but HOT, impossible…

Sure, people bought into the propaganda because people are dumb and buy into all propaganda about anything, buying shit they don’t need, putting themselves in harms way because they are told to…despite their mom’s telling them “If your class jump off the bridge, do you? NO, because you are your own person”….no one is their own person, we are all on the fucking grid dialled in.

Anyway, as much as I hated on Tisdale, I’d always say that since she was fit, she’d age out alright, since the non fit girls will age out fat and at a certain point in aging out, their faces are basically all mangled, either with fillers or with old lady face, so the body’s what you should LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE to.

Here is Tisdale’s ass all these years later, UGLY WATCH CONTINUES, and I guess it’s better than it could be for a mom her age, HOWEVER that’s definitely not an AGE APPROPRIATE swimsuit, I mean THONG bikini, what is she hispanic?

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And so….the ugly watch continues….

If you’ve been reading this site since Ashley Tisdale’s first Ugly Watch happened, this was pre botched nose job, almost early on in her career as a one hit wonder on some Disney Bullshit, that no one really understood how she got cast for, seeing as it was called High School Musical and she was already in her mid-30s, but we’ll assume some dick sucking, nose banging against the GOOCH in ways a smaller nosed talent could never pull off, making that nose work miracles for her before self sabotaging when realizing she didn’t need the nose anymore, thanks to being cast by Disney…..

Anyway, we’ve been doing the UGLY watch for over a decade because I’ve always been immune to propaganda and I’ve never believed that a bitch is hot because the TV or the TEEN CHOICE awards pretends she’s hot…you see I have eyes, a penis and a internal gauge for these things….and so do you, just believe in yourself and you won’t fall for the lies…

The skinny, now mom, probably in her mid-40s, looks like she’s done some face work, like she’s some sort of hispanic girl dolled up and ready to illegally cross the border for human trafficking work but her small mom tits, that once had implants that are now explants, even though no one knew they were implants….are in a bikini top and that’s always fun…

Who’s face is that? that’s not even her, I mean I have facial recognition blindness and that ain’t Tisdale though…

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On this day in history, DrunkenStepfather.com came up with a brilliant concept called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…..it probably wasn’t on this day, but it was a long fucking time ago, back when she was in those Disney Movies and her marketing team presented her to the world as hot, and her wonky pre and post botched nose job face was too scary to live up to the lie, or fake its way through the lie…so I took action.

I said “you won’t lie to us the people”….I said “I will expose you for your media lies and your sorcery”…and thus began an era of calling Tisdale ugly in every single attempt she made to be hot.

She clearly got the hint, realized she wasn’t fooling anyone, barely worked, lived off her Tisdale money, probably launched a brand or something and it wasn’t all that exciting, but she became less ugly as time went on.

Through the ugly shaming, I always said that at least she was fit, because when she’s 46 and uglier, she’ll have a better body than others who are equally ugly now that they are 46…the body mattered..so I’m not alll that bad…

She has apparently got knocked up again, she is marred to some French guy and she’s producing ready to drop porn strategically and without her face in it…you know a right proper selfie for a dog face….

The ready to drop porn fetish has always thrown me off, but the idea of sex to completion and carrying another man’s kid so that she can’t get knocked up has come in handy those nights I’ve fucked pregnant crackwhores raw….I’m sure those babies didn’t make it to fruition, but I’m also sure that those crackwhores didn’t either.

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I think the most disturbing thing about Ashley Tisdale besides her wonky face, is that she’s in her 40s and producing fetish content for her remaining fans to jerk off to whilst wearing a bikini.

She’s one of those celebrities that is super fucking famous, which means that she has a super fucking weirdo fanbase, who are the autistic psychos with no social skills or friends, just their old High School Musical DVDs to keep them stabilized after a day of walking through the mall yelling at people while listening to their High School Musical playlist….

So that fanbase who have jerked off to all her content need to jerk off to any new content to keep up the routine or they crack….

Then there’s the group of delusional autists that think they are actually married to her but that she’s out there cheating on them, and that that baby will be their stepchild, or maybe even weirder that that baby is theirs….also forcing them to jerk off to her because she’s their woman….

The whole thing is uncomfortable and even if she wasn’t famous….a ready to drop in a bikini is uncomfortable to look at…at least at this too big to ignore stage in the pregnancy where the idea of not being able to knock them up because they are alreayd knocked up is more about being into fucking women with kids in them….

I mean she’s so pregnant I am pretty sure you can see the baby’s hand forcing his way out of her because there’s BBQ to eat….

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Here’s some Ashley Tisdale in some doctor’s office fetish content, where she’s spread legged and riding a YOGA BALL while hooked up to an IV, like she’s in one of those movies where the mother is about to die in childbirth, which can be seen as hot to some people who are annoyed of their pregnant wives and are like “I’ll take my kid, but leave her on the cutting room floor”…

Tisdale is not historically a hot chick, they’ve tried to convince us that she was which upset me at the time, I realized that DISNEY WERE EVIL PROPAGANDISTS and they continue to remind me of that….

She’s spread legged, her belly hanging over her vagina like most of the girls who fuck who aren’t even pregnant, and the whole thing would be better if she was naked so that we could see how her explanted tits now filled with milk look, but more importantly, so that we can see the crowning baby trying to escape her toxic womb…. because TISDALE pussy is the kind of pussy you don’t want to be in longer than you need to….in and out…get the job done.

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